I’m Shelby Lynn Bourgeois (the one in the skirt^), your host on tonight’s episode of “The Bachelor” #agirlcandreamright; but really, HI, I’m Shelby, the very confused, overly happy, and probably too excited, writer of this blog! I’m a 25- year- old resident of a one-stoplight town in southeast Louisiana, and I am SO doggone proud of that! I live in an old nuns’ convent with two donkeys, three goats, two pigs, and fifteen + chickens running around in my backyard, that’s normal right?! You’ll come to learn v-quickly that I am not your typical blogger, but that’s pretty much why I decided to start my own blog, for those interested, the top three reasons why, I’m #nachoaverageblogger are listed below:
- I don’t eat any fruits or veggies, so if you’re here looking for a green smoothie recipe, I’m sorry honey, but you’re in the wrong place
- Little Debbie holds a more special place in my heart than Nikki Minaj or T Swift will ever, and right next to Little Debbie is a glass of 2% Milk not a glass of wine
- A $12 jacket from Forever21 can make me feel more like Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards than can a $500 Jovani dress can
Regardless, I am a Jesus-lovin’, a King Cake eatin’, Mexican Food Connoisseur who has the curiosity of a five-year-old. I love learning new things, gaining new perspectives, and growing my appreciation for the world outside of the wonderfully beautiful Grand Point, Louisiana. Through all of life’s ups and downs, I’ve learned that life is good, people are inherently freaking awesome, and Jesus is the most rad person to ever step foot on this planet.
If you have any more questions about me, seriously please ask, I am the one topic that I’m an expert in; but for now, just know that I look forward to meeting you, learning from you, and laughing with you. I know that life is far too short for negativity and I hope that, if nothing else, no one leaves this blog with a cold heart.
I am so thankful for you, for your spirit, and for your momma and them for raising someone cool enough to give me five minutes of their time; I love you already. XOShelby